Mike Myers does his usual shtick: He makes himself up in a goofy costume, tells jokes about dicks and then laughs at himself
over and over again. His latest attempt to start a comedy franchise has him playing the Guru Pitka, a self-help moron hired by a hockey team to get their star player out of a funk. The character grows tiresome shortly after a promising beginning, and it quickly becomes clear that Myers has lost it; this is his first live-action effort since the dreadful The Cat in the Hat
. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba have uninteresting supporting roles that waste their talents. Theres no sense in Myers creating new characters if theyre going to be doing the same old thing; he should just make another Austin Powers movie, and call it a day.