So these crooks steal a lot of gold from,
as far as I can tell, innocent people
whove never harmed anyone in their
lives. And then, after endangering a lot of
civilians and destroying property,
including a lovely gondola owned by poor
gondoliers, they drive to the mountains
and celebrate. Then one of these crooks
steals the gold from the other crooks and
tries to kill them. Then the other crooks
find the first crook and try to steal the gold
back. See, some of the crooks are the
heroes of the movie, and the other crook,
hes the villain. Why? I just wanted
somebody to call the cops and have them
all thrown in jail. Since when is it right to
steal things? Is this what Hollywood is
teaching our children? That stealing is
good and that Mark Wahlberg is an actor?
No wonder the rest of the world hates us.