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Some Other Upcoming Films

Movies we wish were coming to the local multiplex

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  • They Shoot All the Pretty Horses, Don't They?
  • Harold and Maude Go to White Castle
  • The Runaway Princess Bride of Frankenstein
  • Ladder 49 II: Ladder 98
  • The Day After Tomorrow Before Sunset
  • Lord of the Rings IV: The Return of the Return of the King
  • Roe vs. Predator
  • Garfield II: The Neutering
  • Don't Tell Mom the Pope's Dead!
  • The Passion of the Christ 2: Apocalypse Now
  • The Chronicles of RidDick Cheney
  • Catwoman Gets Six Implants
  • Shall We Pants?
  • Mindhunters, Texas Ranger
  • I, Zoloft
  • Alien vs. Kramer
  • Lost in Translation 2: Babelfish
  • The Stepford Trump
  • The Clearing II: Strip Mall
  • Jason Bourne Into Brothels
  • Miss Congeniality 3: Armed and Lesbian
  • Napoleon Vegemite: Down Under
  • Seabiscuit 2: Glue Biscuit
  • The Manchurian Running Mate
  • Pope Floats
  • Spider-Man 3: Spider-Man vs. the Clintons
  • Maria Full of Will and Grace
  • Whale Rider 2: Human/Whale Hybrid Baby
  • A Home at the End of the War of the Worlds
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2: The Forgetening
  • Freddy vs. the Board of Education of Topeka
  • Hotel Rwanda 2: Party in Kigali!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants the Movie 2: Jerry Falwell and the Happy Ending SpongeBath
  • 21 Grams 2: .741Ounces
  • Lord of the Rings V: The Bilbo-ing
  • Y Tu Mama Tambien 2: No, No Es Mi Mama ... Es Solamente Tu Mama!
  • A Beautiful Mind 2: A Beautiful Tongue
  • Stop or My Pope Will Die!
  • I Am Sam 2: Sam I Am
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2: How Whitie Co-Opted Kwanzaa
  • Garden State II: Persistent Vegetative State
  • The Sixth Sense 2: My Big Fat Greek Sixth Sense
  • Jerry Maguire 2: Show Me the Sequel!
  • Trainspotting 2: Train Heavy Flow Day
  • O Brother Where Art Thou 2: O, There Thou Art!
  • Hamlet 2: 2 Be or Not 2 Be
  • Babe 2: Pig in My Stomach
  • The House of Flying Boogers
  • Leaving Las Vegas 2: Entering Reno
  • Dead Man Walking 2: Tom Delay
  • An American in Paris Hilton
  • Illegal Alien vs. Border Predator
  • Mr. Belvedere: The Motion Picture Experience (IMAX)
  • Gladiator 2: Glad You Ate Her
  • The Revenge of Bill Clinton
  • The Upside of Anger Management
  • Action Pope
  • Mr. Rumsfeld and the Very Big Lie
  • Sideways II: Oblong
  • I Heart eegee's
  • Sin City Slickers
  • Cinderella Manatee
  • Lord of the Rings VI: Dude, Where's My Ring?

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