Little-known fact: After the zombie apocalypse, therell still be plenty of eyeliner. Or so Resident Evil: Extinction
would have us believe. The film follows a trio of hot, ass-kicking, ninja-fied women in revealing outfits as they blast their way across a desert landscape and toward a research facility filled with evil science men. The moral: Chicks in tight clothes are good, and men in lab coats are bad. Its kind of like a combination of the moral philosophies of Maxim
magazine and Americas Bible Belt voters. Milla Jovovichs nipples, Ali Larters legs and Spencer Lockes breasts star as goodness, and Iain Glen plays the part of science/evil. Its not boring; the action sequences are filmed well; and the story proceeds at about the right pacejai guru with their deva om but its pretty much the cinematic equivalent of getting mildly drunk on cheap beer. You might have fun, but youre not going to grow by the experience.