For what it's worth, Flappy, you just gave your buddy Roberto a little free advertising. Of the worst kind.
Please familiarize yourself with what ellipses are.
And she falls down good! Real good!
Ahahahahahaha! Make Ally fall down go boom again!
On the other hand, Ally's farcical stumble and flop can be traced back to the rustic buffoon tradition of ancient Greece, whereas CW13's idiot dribblings have more contemporary roots, the film oeuvre of Pauly Shore, for example. This is going to take some more thought. Don't worry, CW13, you're going to get a trophy either way.
I mean, Ally's faceplant is funny and all, in a pathetic, slapstick kinda way. But watching CW13 and crew get all dewy because people are calling out their little princess is hilarious.
Re: “Antigone Books To Be Sold to Three Employees (If They Can Raise Some More Cash)”
You poor thing, the world must seem so unfair. It has to make you mad. But, honestly, are you really chuffed because an auto collision center didn't get coverage in the books section of The Weekly? Do you understand how any of this works? A business earns coverage through action, not expectation. Antigone is newsworthy because they have been a positive presence in this town for decades. Roberto can do the same with his business if he chooses. Community outreach. Sponsorship. Hosting events. The opportunity is there. I wish him luck. I really do. With friends like you he'll need it.