Minority Report

Rated NR

A diverting blockbuster with pretty-boy Tom Cruise at his prettiest playing a cop who is wrongly accused of a crime and must evade capture long enough to clear his name. Yeah, it’s that old story, but this time it’s set in the future! While a largely empty movie, Minority Report is expertly directed by Steven Spielberg, who keeps the action fast-paced and the ideas easily digestible. Plus, as an added bonus, in the future Tom Cruise always wears a skin-tight tank top. Ahh, the blessings of the technological age! Indeed, this film is much like Cruise’s sinewy arms: It’s showy and technically flawless, but lacking in subtlety and vision. Still, who needs subtlety and vision when Tommy C is stripped down to his skivvies, eh?

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