I pretty much completely agree with your assessment of the film, and let me reassure you that the books aren't any better. Worse, rather.
But, one minor (almost stupid) correction. They can only play baseball when it's thundering out, because it's so loud since they're so strong or something. Given this, being in the NW, they would rarely have the opportunity to play because it hardly ever thunders here (unfortunately for me, I adore thunderstorms). I wonder if SMeyer researched the climate anymore than googling rainest places.
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But, one minor (almost stupid) correction. They can only play baseball when it's thundering out, because it's so loud since they're so strong or something. Given this, being in the NW, they would rarely have the opportunity to play because it hardly ever thunders here (unfortunately for me, I adore thunderstorms). I wonder if SMeyer researched the climate anymore than googling rainest places.