The grueling torture and unbearable suffering are finally over and now I can
wreak vengeance on this inane drivel that has assured itself a slot on my
Worst Films of 2002 list. Writer/director/star Steve Oedekirk, for some
reason, decided to use footage from the 1976 martial arts film Savage Killers
and incorporate his own ridiculous storyline involving an acrobatic Kung Fu
baby, a Matrix brawl with bovine, and The Chosen One who bears the mark of
Infinite Wisdom, which is none other than Tonguey, the talking tongue.
Wait. It gets worse. I have yet to mention the utterly annoying,
ear-popping voiceovers all done by the brunette Dana Carvey look alike, the
absurd sound effects used, or the childish special effects which all should
have deterred the Fist from having entered in the first place.
Director: Steve Oedekerk Steve Oedekerk
Cast: Steve Oedekerk