Jonny Porkchild 
Member since Jul 26, 2014

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Updated on July 26, 2014 at 9:41 AM

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Re: “Spiders of Agua Caliente Park

Hey! Hopefully they'll recite Little Miss Muffet!

Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 07/29/2014 at 6:42 AM

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Re: “Tucson Needs a Restaurant Staffed With Deaf Servers

I'm speechless.

7 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 08/02/2014 at 6:06 AM

Re: “Has Tesla Settled on Reno?

Nah! Gimme a good old-fashioned gas guzzler forever! Electric cars are about as functional for most people as a horse - and takes so much more of your "hay" for even less use!

4 likes, 24 dislikes
Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 07/31/2014 at 4:18 PM

Re: “We Hope The New Spongebob Movie is Good

Yep! LOVE Spongebob and its thinly-veiled adult humor! Kids love him mucho as well!

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 07/31/2014 at 4:09 PM

Re: “

Get a clue, TW... these aren't the type of stories which will endear a media outlet to many - except to low-functioning, lowlife riff-raff! Porn shouldn't be your goal. You are not supposed to be a gutter-tabloid. Naturally I am weirded out, underwhelmed and totally unimpressed. Gosh...

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 07/31/2014 at 4:05 PM

Re: “Hobby Lobby Decision is Crazy, so Ease Your Pain with Ginsburg (And Think Michaels?)

I love Hobby Lobby just as much as I love Chick-Fil-A! Moo-ooo!!!

Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 07/28/2014 at 4:34 PM

Re: “Danehy

Soccer (fútbol) is EVERYTHING to nearly every other country in the world, because they never had much else happening in the way of sports. They all started out by kicking rocks!

However, there's this good news: USA women have won TWO World Cups!

Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 07/28/2014 at 4:25 PM

Re: “A New Billy the Kid?

Way too much mystery for little ol' me! Let's just leave little ol' Billy be - wherever he may be! Wee, wee, wee!

1 like, 3 dislikes
Posted by Jonny Porkchild on 07/28/2014 at 4:03 PM

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