Rest assured. The wait is over. The worst
movie of 2001 is here. One far more asinine
than Pootie Tang, more cliché-driven
than Just Visiting and more pointless
than Pokemon 3. It is none other than
(drum roll, please) Jeepers Creepers,
a pitiful excuse for a horror flick with its
dimwitted bickering siblings who should have
"curiosity killed the stupid" tattooed to
their foreheads, a fully armed and deranged
cat woman and a lame cannibalistic grim
reaper rip-off that takes the old saying "you
are what you eat" to a ridiculously new
level. So, thank you, writer/director Victor
Salva, since we moviegoers can proceed to
theaters without caution now that the worst
is behind us.