Step right up. Step right up. See the militant Tae Kwon Do-Do birds take on a straight and narrow Snuffleupagus, his motor-mouth sidekick sloth, and a conniving saber-toothed tiger in the most vicious watermelon football dual of the Ice Age in this ultimate Survival of the Fittest Showdown. If you buy your tickets now, I will throw in a bonus package that the kiddies will love, which includes a comedy show involving a wild-eyed acorn fanatic who will stop at nothing to secure his precious nut. And for you big kids, how about some heartfelt drama where the prehistoric creatures risk their furry necks as they return a lost human child to her worried family. Step right up. You won't want to miss it. Tickets are going fast.