The truth in the title is incomplete; it
should have been called House of
Horror Movie Caricatures Leading to 1000
Mutilated Corpses Shown With
Nauseated Exaggeration in Blood and
Guts. This banal gore fest follows two
Brady Bunch bumble heads down a
dark, rain-drenched road on Halloween
night toward a secluded mansion in search
of the local legend cleverly named Dr.
Satan. Gee, I wonder if Mr. and Mrs. John
Q. Public will be in danger? Sure enough,
a sickening series of satanic rituals,
cannibalism and murders fill the screen
in a contrived blur of X-rated carnage,
thus torturing the Publics and viewers
alike. Sadistic singer, Rob Zombie,
makes his debut behind the camera with
this stomach-churner that was shelved
over a year for being too gory. It was not
screened for reviewers for being too
terrible and should be laid to rest in
Hollywood Hell for all of eternity.