With all of the mean-spirited characters
and themes as well as the countless
seemingly random and irrelevant
subplots
told in disjointed flashbacks, you wish
director Andrew Davis would get trapped
in
one of his 5-feet-by-5-feet dirt holes. The
moving conclusion that ties everything
together in one big forgiving bow will
cause
you to grab your shovel and unearth your
victim. Based on the popular childrens
novel by Louis Sachar, the film follows
Stanley Yelnats IV to a detention facility for
stealing sneakers where he is sent to dig
a
hole a day in the middle of the
sun-soaked
Texan desert for 18 months in order to
"build character." There, we meet a
caricature of an overseer with a
pompadour and Elvis sideburns (Jon
Voight), a ruthless warden (Sigourney
Weaver) and dozens of hard-nosed
punks
while we jostle back in time to encounter
an
old senile soothsayer (Eartha Kitt), a
humbled schoolteacher turned Jesse
James (Patricia Arquette) and a
spokesman for onions (Dulé Hill).
Because
there are so many original characters,
unexpected turns and potential plot holes,
youll want to stick around to see how
each
hole is filled.