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streaming response center.

Menus change. Entrees 

come and go like sous 

chefs too dim for candle

light or French calligraphy.

Hang on if you have a 

response.  If you need to react

to something go ahead,

push 2 as hard as you can.

Press 3 if you are burdened  

by a major appliance. 

Couples holding should 

hang up now and call our hotline 

at bikiniwaxtogetherwhynot.

—Bo Whitley

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