Like crack cocaine for the soul, Charlie's
Angels delivers shameful, addictive, and
no doubt tremendously harmful fun. This movie
has more explosions, more butt shots and more
explosions that feature butt shots than any
film since Triumph of the Will. In case you
missed the 1970s, Charlie's Angels is
based on the TV series that gave the world
the terms "jiggle" and "T&A." Three hot young
women prance about in low-cut, skintight
outfights fighting crime and making what the
French call "love." Still, you may ask, is
this a good movie? Well, if "good" means "not
evil," then, no, this is not a good movie.
Rather, it's bad, in exactly the same way
that cheap sex, cigarettes and chocolate ice
cream are bad. I think you know what I'm
talking about.