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Runners up:

2. Adult Expectations, 2505 N. Stone Ave., 623-8095

3. TIE

Hydra Leather and More, 145 E. Congress St., 791-3711

Continental Adult Shop, 2655 N. Campbell Ave., 327-8402

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