Wasn't that first pilfered pilsner the best beer ... ever? Remember? The boozy warmth and facial numbness took over first. Then the room started to spin, and the only thing your young and very drunk ass could do is curse your parents for keeping such an amazing elixir out of your tiny hands. Well, it's high time you revisit your wasted youth by chugging a beer in the huge chair at the Bay Horse Tavern. The chair's massive size makes full-grown adults look like toddlers, and if you act up, there's a good chance one of the regulars will whoop your ass, just like your parents would have if they'd caught you drinking their beer, you naughty child you.
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