Some people may attribute Club Congress' continued reign to its chic ambience. Others may claim that the fierce animal magnetism of the too-cool-for-school hipster crowd is responsible. Whatever. We think it's the $1 well drinks on the popular Monday and Thursday theme nights, and we're seldom wrong. Think about it: People buy cheap drinks. Alcohol reduces inhibitions, allowing people to have awkward sex with strangers and ... dance! Duh!

Runners up:

2. Cactus Moon Café, 5470 E. Broadway Blvd., 748-0049, www.cactusmoon.net

3. IBT's, 616 N. Fourth Ave., 882-3053, www.ibts.net

R.I.P.: Heart-Five, 10 votes