A hideous ecstasy ... seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one against even one's own will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic. Well, it's not really that bad, although he did work one of us out so intensely that it became difficult to bench-press the bar—with no weight on it! It's no surprise that Judge is the trainer to the local stars. We don't drop names here, but, for verification, you might want to ask the UA football defensive coordinator's (ahem) big brother.
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