It's unlikely that your average pirate would set sail for breakfast at the Tohono Chul Tea Room, seeing how it's located in the middle of a landlocked desert park. But our pirate pals are missing out on big ol' English muffins, thick French toast and an astonishingly good bacon, avocado and cheddar omelet, topped off with Yukon gold potatoes and the generous side of fresh fruit. Best of all, it won't set you back too many doubloons. If the weather's nice, have a seat on the lush patio; if it's stormy, take a table inside the rustic dining room. Afterwards, walk off the calories with a stroll through the park itself. It's way more fun than walking the plank!