What's a good Screaming Orgasm or Buttery Nipple without a drag queen or a shirtless male dancer to watch? Yes, we're mostly referring to alcoholic beverages here, but we wouldn't be surprised if we heard an actual ear-splitting climax or saw a bona fide butter-covered teat somewhere in Tucson's coolest and possibly wildest gay bar. Every nook and cranny of its dance floors, the cute-boy-tended bars, the outdoor smoking area—this entire place shouts: "We're here; we're queer; we drink beer, and we might stick our tongue in your ear." (Bisexuality or homosexuality not required.)
Runners up:
2. Woody's
3710 N. Oracle Road
292-6702; www.mywoodysaz.com
3. Ain't Nobody's Bizness
2900 E. Broadway Blvd., No. 118
318-4838; thebiztuc.com