If a baby spits up strained carrots on your favorite silk dress; you get mauled by a Rottweiler at your birthday party, spilling vital fluids all over your adorable cashmere sweater; or, God forbid, you soil yourself while trying Margaret Cho's persimmons diet, then Weekly
readers would like to suggest a visit to Sparkle Cleaners. Numerous locations around town make it easy as pie finding one to restore your garment to its former glory. Ask for free "panic buttons"--should you lose a regular button--and free collar stays the next time you drop in. We hope you make it to the bathroom with time to spare in the future.
2. Martinizing Dry Cleaning, Various locations, www.martinizing.com
3. "$1.75 Cleaners", Various locations