It's been suggested that when the zombie apocalypse comes, it could be slowed by a massive order of Chinese takeout: Given the over-the-top levels of MSG present at most Chinese restaurants, it's conceivable we could put them all back to sleep. Don't look for any help, however, from Guilin. With an MSG-free menu long before it became fashionable, Guilin offers fabulous meals that can conceivably be followed by activities that do not require napping. Actually, with more than 130 entrees (seriously!), including dozens of sumptuous vegetarian and meat-substitute options, you could probably distract the zombies long enough to disarm them by simply having them read the menu.

Runners up:

2. Lotus Garden

5975 E. Speedway Blvd.

298-3351

3. Golden Dragon Chinese Restaurant

Various locations