(NOTE: Must be read out loud really fast while holding one's breath.) Does your car have a dent, a dink, a smoosh, a smudge, a crease, a biff, a crack, or an owwie? Then bring it on down to Formula 1 Automotive Arts, and they'll make it look like new. Heck, they'll make it look better than new, 'cause it won't have that hefty new-car price sticker on it. At Formula 1, they have state-of-the-art equipment, and they work with all of the finest insurance companies. They'll have you and your car back on the road in no time at all. That's Formula 1, south of 22nd Street, and just this side of heaven.

Runners up:

2. Jay Bee's Auto Service

5070 E. 22nd St.

790-6035; www.jaybeesautoservice.com

3. Buck's Automotive

4360 N. First Ave.

292-0904; bucksautomotive.com