Austin Powers Goldmember

Rated NR

Sadly, I didn’t take any notes while watching the latest installment of this mock superspy series. Normally, that wouldn’t have mattered, but since there was nothing memorable about this film it left me in a bad position for writing a review. Luckily, I overhead a conversation between two mildly hydrocephalic young women which pretty much summed up the whole series: One of them remarked "I usually, like, get bored before the end of a movie. That’s why I couldn’t watch the first two Austin Powers movies. But, like, this one I stayed through to the end." Yes, the first two films were quite challenging. Thank God they finally dumbed one down for the masses. On the plus side, there is no poop drinking in this installment, though there is a good deal of "watersports." I was pleased to learn that urine is considerably less disgusting than poop. Also, as an added bonus, the writers didn’t have to write any new jokes, as there were plenty in the first two movies, so they just used those. Still, these movies are critic-proof, and if you liked the previous outings, I’m sure you’ll enjoy this one. Especially if you enjoy watching someone peel and eat his own skin, watching a midget get pummeled by a moron, watching anything that’s shaped like a breast and watching people pee on the floor, artwork, a laboratory and each other.

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