What does Californias governor dressed
as a half-naked Turkish prince have to do
with Rob Schneider offering Hobo 101 to
a down-on-his-luck Londoner, Jackie
Chan dazzling fans with martial arts and
Jules Vernes classic 1872 novel?
Nothing, except this superfluous hack job
by director Frank Coraci that insults the
19th century book and the Best Picture
Oscar winner of 1956. As the story goes,
a British inventor (Steve Coogan) bets
that he can circle the globe in 80 days. A
French valet (inexplicably played by Chan)
tags along for the ride via trains, hot-air
balloons and anything else that moves.
However, Chans character has recently
stolen a coveted jade Buddha and uses
the protagonist as means for escape
from the ridiculously named Black
Scorpions gang, and its vindictive comic
book leader, Fang. Besides the ludicrous
plot changes and embarrassing cameos,
the set designs look like the cardboard
cut-outs displayed on a Hollywood
soundstage that they were.