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    Paul Merrifield on 02/06/2016 at 11:03 AM
    This is how your kids will remember you Y2K climate blame "believing" drama queens;

    -How many climate blame scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None, but they do have full consensus that it "could" change.

    -GREENS are too YELLOW to admit they are RED.

    -GREENS are too YELLOW to admit they got caught RED handed exaggerating vague climate science.

    -Climate Change love is never having to say; "proven".

    -Climate Change's middle name is Y2K.

    -Climate blame scientists are now also 99% certain smoking "could" cause cancer and the planet "might" not be flat.

    -Climate blame “believers” look like the last guy ever, to show up to the party still wearing disco pants and carrying a bag phone.

    -We deniers trust that scientists are smart enough to know when to say their own 34 year old CO2 Armageddon is as real as "smoking causing cancer" before it's too late to say it.

    -CO2 science wasn’t fraudulent science, it was; “flatulent” science.

    -Climate change scientists are now also only 99% certain cancer causes smoking.

    -Due to climate change’s polar ice expansion, Canada's Justin Trudeau now says that a Carbon Tax will pay for more icebreakers.

    -This just in; Liberal climate blame "believer" refuses to issue driver's license to conservative climate blame denier.

    -Obomber has accepted an offer from ISIS to provide us with a nuclear winter to help reverse the effects of unstoppable warming of the planet Earth.

    -Science now says climate blame will only kill conservatives and their families. Peace, love…..

    -Scientists now say that millions of wind turbines could send the planet out of orbit.

    -What's another word for "climate change denier"? Evolved?

    -Why did the climate blame "believer" cross the road? Because everyone else was.

    -We must please the angry weather gods by sacrificing our fires?

    -What do you call a Liberal Election Promise?;

    Promising to make the weather nicer but colder by taxing the air we breathe with bankster funded and corporate run carbon trading stock markets ruled by trust worthy liberal politicians.

    P.Merrifield