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If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume. Both sides of his pillow are cool. When in Rome, they do as he does. He is the life of parties he has never attended If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him. Police often question him, just because they find him interesting. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body. His blood smells like cologne. He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way. He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me. His hands feel like rich, brown swede. He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men. He taught a horse to read his email for him. He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact. He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

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Re: “Hooters

food is disgusting, bar is more limited than your grand dad's liquor cabinet, and it is an obvious chain... BUT WHO CARES!

3 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by BURNIE MAK on 06/12/2013 at 9:25 AM

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Is that because you are counting multiple rounds of duplicate voters vs. years where there was only one round?

Posted by BURNIE MAK on 08/04/2015 at 3:43 PM

Re: “Food for Ascension Cafe Closes off Fourth, Plans to Open Another Location

"Another Location" - see phoenix

0 likes, 1 dislike
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Re: “Street Taco Is Open in Downtown Tucson, Making Chipotle Obsolete

Pretty sure Chipotle has always been obsolete.

16 likes, 20 dislikes
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I heard only like 3 trucks showed, is that true?

Posted by BURNIE MAK on 01/08/2015 at 8:56 AM

Re: “Tom McNamara to Leave KVOA

In da hood, we call him Tommy Mac

7 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by BURNIE MAK on 11/19/2014 at 10:02 AM

Re: “Best Farmers Market

This Gene character really needs to get a life. So typical of a bigoted asshole when called out on their bigotry. "I fucked a (insert race, color, religion, etc., here) so I can not be prejudice against (insert same race, color, religion, etc., here)" - Give me a break, oh and I'm sure "I have a friend who is black."

Sounds to me (and anyone with half a brain) like your agenda is personal. Were you rejected from a farmer's market for shit quality Gene? Do you take this so personally because your mommy didnt hug you enough? Or are you just really so upset to see people with a different skin pigment doing something positive that it upsets your little KKK mind underneath that sheet hat of yours, that you will do anything to bring down brownie?

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by BURNIE MAK on 11/10/2014 at 8:34 AM

Re: “Hey, We're Hiring a Staff Writer!

Man, my dream job!

5 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by BURNIE MAK on 10/23/2014 at 1:12 PM

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