It's funny how Republicans bring sex with animals up when gay marriage is mentioned. I suppose if Hayworth really wants to, and gets the horse's consent, it's okay. But how can you be sure? "Clop once for your place…" "Clop 4 times for missionary…" "Clop 11 times for the blinders and whip…"
It appears to be the only kind of illicit or offbeat sex that no Republican has got into the tabloids for in the last year. And these family values guys sure aren't asking their wives' permisssion: "Hon, how'd ya feel about a four-in-hand?" "Want to join us in the trough? Well okay, the pork barrel then!" I can visualize them frothing at the mouth for it already.
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It appears to be the only kind of illicit or offbeat sex that no Republican has got into the tabloids for in the last year. And these family values guys sure aren't asking their wives' permisssion: "Hon, how'd ya feel about a four-in-hand?" "Want to join us in the trough? Well okay, the pork barrel then!" I can visualize them frothing at the mouth for it already.