So, April Fools Day sucks—take it from John Oliver.
You can't trust the news
, you can't trust eegees
, can you even really trust yourself? Try again tomorrow.
But, instead of pulling a prank, Netflix decided to engage in a little reverse psychology. Or maybe they just chose a really bad day to release this PSA. Go ahead and search "Binge Responsibly"
on Netflix. It'll remind you to hug your friends, kiss your kids, and, upon seeing Taylor Schilling and Uzo Aduba, to finish rewatching Orange is the New Black.
"You used to have a real life, with friends you could actually hug. Remember?" Asks Taylor Schilling. We can hug our couch cushions, Taylor. Now get back to making Season 3 of Orange is the New Black.
Jane Fonda wants you to get up, get laid and get a dog.
Jennette McCurdy wants you to put down the cold slice of pizza and eat something that requires silverware. She thinks you're gross.