I fly almost exclusively with Southwest Airlines. I don’t know if it’s because flights are cheap, bags fly free or that one time, they bumped me up to first class and the beautiful flight attendant got me drunk. I guess that was another airline, but I was so drunk I thought I was on a Southwest flight.
Here's a charming video of a Southwest flight attendant working a plane full of people while she disperses that helpful safety information over the hardly audible intercom. I think she would have got a standing ovation if all the passengers weren't buckled in.
She should take her act on the road.