Holy g-string, Batman!
Unfortunately, Australia didn't get the hero they deserve. But they do get crazy criminals that wear little to no clothing. A South Wales news station reports that police caught and charged a 35-year-old man for sneaking into a thrift store and stealing a Batman cape and cowl. The near nude cape crusader lived in the neighborhood, and the thrift store was across the street from a police station.
His outfit complete, the thong-clad crimefighter proceeded to strut around the store’s backyard for 40 minutes, apparently unaware that his every move was being recorded. “He didn’t look too bad in it either,” store owner Michelle Rowe told 7News. At one point, the man even carried around a Batman doll.
(H/T Robot 6)