No, really. They've made sure of it.
Those clever folks over at Mother Jones have ensured, with this bot filled with alarmist climate buzzwords, that they'll be scaring MoJo readers long into the future, so long as the species that takes hold of the planet after our demise gains the ability to read English.
Head that way, give it a click. It'll give you something to panic about (if you're a hyper-liberal) or rant about (if you're uber-conservative) this evening.