by Dan Gibson
Sure, it's hilarious when people fall down, but the second worst part* of any giant impending storm is when weatherpeople and their idiot producers feel like it's somehow necessary to shoot outside, with the wind and rain battering the poor TV personality. We get it. Storm bad. No need to risk being swept away by God's wrath on the East Coast for a two minutes of forgettable pseudo-news coverage.
* Ranking significantly beneath the destruction and human misery, clearly.