by Allie Leach
Disregard Carol Channing's nonsensical order, and please, jam today. Carol, you crazy. I love ya girl, but you're crazy:
For those of you who forgot, this is from the 1985 version of Alice in Wonderland. It's the best (and freakiest) version ever, because it has a bunch of celebrities in it—like Sammy Davis Jr., Telly Savalas, and a pre-Full House John Stamos—acting like major creepsters:
See? And yet, I still love it.