by Dan Gibson
Buzzfeed is really doing the world a favor by covering this year's Gathering of the Juggalos, but I still feel like I should be there. While there's very little reason for the Tucson Weekly to pay for me to go, and I don't even really like the music of the Insane Clown Posse and their cohorts, it seems like a social experience that I should be chronicling for the annals of history. Also, I'm the only person here who has ever used the "Insane Clown Posse" tag on our site. Maybe next year...as long as The Man doesn't crack down on the Juggalos' fun.
Juggalos are down with Hammer, just in case you were wondering: