God Will Face a Tough Re-Election Campaign

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God.
  • God.

I could be wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if a certain polling company's building ends up turning into a pillar of salt:

A new poll shows that little more than half of Americans say they approve of God's job performance, per Public Policy Polling, a Democratic firm based in North Carolina.

Only 52% of voters said they were pleased with how God seemed to be handling the universe when asked the question, "If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?"

Many didn't seemed not to want to make the Almighty angry — 40% were "unsure."

Of those who voted, 9% said they didn't approve. Younger voters, ages 18 to 29, were more likely to disapprove of God's works.

Voters were asked to rate God's performance when it came to issues like creating the universe, handling the animal kingdom and controlling natural disasters.

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