[UPDATE: Now with the actual video that makes this amusing. Sorry.]
Sure, all real Americans celebrated when the NFL lockout ended on Monday, but we didn't really get to experience our joy fully until today when we get to really consider the place pro football holds in our lives with "Football's Back" by ATG and Illy Kay.
There are so many excellent lines to this track, but I think my favorites are probably
Tailgaitin’ already/ Drinking a brewski (No Tedy)/ Get super dome like a Saint/ Until they drop the confetti.