by Dan Gibson
If you're looking for music to drive guests from your home or to use an example of how much better things were when you were a kid, may I suggest this song by Crazy Crazy Awesome? So much terrible Autotune and painful screaming. Why, Elkhart, Indiana? Why?
Bonus: their bio describes them as "two hyped up kids [who] use their adrenaline to entertain fans while doing their homework on the side to deliver the Gospel message through the lyrics of their songs." I actually go to church, and this song might just convince me to stop.