by Dan Gibson
Apparently, the Canadian answer to Jersey Shore hasn't found a full-time television home yet, but I will say this: The very existence of this trailer makes me feel a whole lot better about America.
Sure, that Snooki and the Situation are likely permanent American citizens might be a little embarrassing, but the United Nations of morons ofLake Shore make the American originals seem like MacArthur Fellowship winners. At very least, I don't recall J-Woww ever saying anything as wildly ignorant and offensive as Karolina's "I hate everybody equally. Especially Jewish people."
One thing I did learn from this abomination: I need to get myself a series of nicknames like Tommy Hollywood so I can spout off a series of "AKAs" when I meet new people.