by Nick Smith
If you opened the morning daily's site this afternoon, your probably saw this as top story:
That's right, the most important thing going on today is the opening of Hot Tub Time Machine.
Here's the kicker: The review is credited to Roger Moore of The Orlando Sentinal. That's right kids, if you can write 400 words and live in Florida, you, too, can have the top-news slot in Tucson, Ariz.