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An estimated 10,000 copies of the Arizona Daily Wildcat were stolen yesterday. Coincidentally enough, the paper had a Police Beat item about how a girl believed she had been slipped a "date rape" drug at a Phi Kappa Psi frat party.

The woman claimed that on arrival, a fraternity member she knew gave her a drink. Later, an unidentified man gave her another drink. The woman told police she had assumed both drinks contained vodka, as they were both colorless. The woman reported that at approximately 11:30 p.m., she had begun feeling “overly flirtatious.” The woman also claimed to have experienced a loss of both hearing and bladder control. The woman told officers that her friend had walked her back to her residence at the Arizona-Sonora Residence Hall at approximately 1 a.m. on Sept. 27, at which point she vomited. The woman’s friends later told her that between the hours of 11:30 p.m. on Sept. 26 and 1 a.m. on Sept. 27, she had made out with three different men at the party. The next day, the woman looked up GHB online and believed she had experience its symptoms.

And even more coincidentally, when a load of the papers were found out west of town, a Spanish homework assignment from a pair of Phi Kappa Psi doofuses were found amongst the copies.

We love this detail:

When contacted by phone, Kovalski said: "I would have no clue at all. I'm in no way involved, and neither is Phi Psi. I have no idea how my homework got out there."

If Phi Psis were hoping that nobody would read that girls are claiming that they have to drug women in order to get laid, they sure screwed that operation up.

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