Our old friend Dr. Knowledge, whose poetry has graced the back of TW for many years now, is expanding his audience to the whole wide world by moving to the TW blog. Here's his first installment, about a certain Alaskan governor:
She's No Brunette
On that you can bet.
And she's no redhead either.
For I've heard her speech, and it's not that deep.
Now I'm thinkin’ a blonde lives inside her.