by Jimmy Boegle
Am I the only one kind of baffled by the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"?
Yeah, yeah, Daddy's supposedly dressed up like Santa Claus or whatever. I get that. But what if that's not the case, and Mommy's just a chubby-chasing ho who lacks the good sense to do her macking out of sight of her kids?