As JB points out, the new issue of includes Project White House, a chance for you to run for president of the United States. Turns out that you merely have to fill out a notarized nomination form to get on Arizona's presidential primary in February, so we're encouraging our readers to show that they've got fire in their belly. And if you're a newsworthy candidate, we'll even cover your campaign.
The grand prize in our foray into Reality Journalism: The coveted Tucson Weekly endorsement!
People of America, it's now up to you.