by Saxon Burns
Mmm, this pizza looks like it's made out of Play-Doh. According to the geek-worship site where I found it, the entire pie is a mere 5,164 calories, with 10,752 mg of sodium (the National Institutes of Health recommend that adults take in no more than 2,400 mg a day). I think the little maple leaf means that the crust comes with maple syrup.
Wasn't it nice of them to add the peas and carrots as an afterthought?