by Jim Nintzel
Saxon, Kelli--you're both fuckwits! Arizona's motto should be: We got cactus! Quarter No. 2 is not only the finest design of the five, but perhaps the best quarter design of all the 53 states. I close my eyes, and I can still see it. It's the last thing I think about when I fall asleep at night and the first thing on my mind when I wake in the morning. No. 1 doesn't even have one single thorn. And Lewis and Martin in their little boat? Give me a break. They're not even from Arizona! Listen to me--I've been in the business a lot longer than either one of you. VOTE QUARTER NO. 2!!!