This, from today's Thorns and Flowers:
A FLOWER to the reader who, at Wednesday's Star meeting for nonprofits to learn how to get their news in the paper, suggested giving a thorn to those who fail to use or misuse their car's blinkers.
Um ... how unoriginal can you get? Just to see, I Googled three words together: car, blinker and idiot. I got 36,100 results.
Strangely enough, I Googled "Arizona Daily Star" and idiot together. I got 33,600 results.