by Jimmy Boegle
-- Doogie's gay!
-- Ted Haggard is obscenely gay! You know how we liberals always make jokes about really, really homophobic morons being gay? THIS IS WHY.
-- Kirstie Alley's running around in a bikini! (OK, so we're not exactly sure how this is gay. But it does seem a little gay, don't it?)
-- And on a serious note ... from half of Tucson's 490th registered domestic partnership ... please, talk to everyone you know and encourage them to get to the polls to vote against Proposition 107. It's an awful bit of pure bigotry that we have a legitimate chance of defeating. Let's do it.