by Annie Holub
The rest of the world has to set their clocks back an hour this weekend, while we in Arizona say phooey to weird messings-with-time. We don't like to play God 'round these parts.
The Onion (which, as I hope you know, is not a "real" newspaper. Just making sure.) "reports" that now there's a surplus of extra daylight that's being stored.... here! Woo hoo! Just what we need! MORE SUNSHINE!
In other sunlight-related news, it's mighty ironic that the URL for this real-time World Sunlight Map is die.net.